|—||Martin Freeman on the death threats towards Amanda Abbington and the already existing hate towards Mary Morstan (via frecklestherobot)|
do you ever look at somebody and wonder how they moan during sex
no but thanks now i have a new habit forced upon me whenever i go out
i think about this post at the most inappropriate times and it has ruined my life
i could go into the kitchen and make soup right now. i could chop up a whole onion and put it in there and nobody could stop me. i could put cereal in it. i could dump the whole bowl onto the floor and roll around in it naked while barbie girl plays and then order ten of those 7 foot long gummy snakes online and nobody could do a goddamned thing. being an adult is terrifying
this is too much power for one person to have
Men categorize women in one of four ways:
Mothers, virgins, sluts and bitches.
Of course none of the above is suitable for the modern business woman.
But you can create your own image by selecting pieces of each archetype that work for you.
The sexual attractiveness of the slut.
The wisdom of the mother.
The integrity of the virgin.
The independence of the bitch.
This leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you.
What they are forced to do instead is take you seriously.
been waiting for this for ages yo
i lied to all of you
im actually a 47 year old man making my grandson post for selfies
and im sorry
*sweats nervously* uhM my grandpa gave birth at 14 and my dad gave birthday at 18
Men can give birth?
*SWEATS REALLY NERVOUSLY*